Sorry, Bella. No sparkly underwear models flex their way through Justin Cronin's massive new
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons 1-7 DVD boxset. But just about everything else has been sucked into the great
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Cronin is the latest indication that no one, not even an English
Arrested Development DVD at Rice University who's written a couple of small literary novels, is safe from the count's bloody fangs. You'd think Cronin's
As Time Goes By DVD from the Iowa Writers' Workshop would repel vampires like a garlic necklace, but who can resist Dracula's mesmeric gaze, not to
Battlestar Galactica DVD that $3.75 million advance? (Rumors of Marilynne Robinson's upcoming werewolf novel could not be confirmed at press time.)
Of course, you're skeptical. So was I. But by the third
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD, trash was piling up in our house because I was too scared to take out the garbage at night. It's a macabre pleasure to see what a really talented
Alias DVD set can do with these old Transylvanian tropes. In the same way that "Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell" gave us a mature alternative to "Harry Potter," "
Arrested Development DVD set" is for adults who've been bitten but can't swallow the teenybopper
As Time Goes By DVD set of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series.
As a writer, though, Cronin is more Dr. Frankenstein than Dr. Van
Battlestar Galactica DVD set. "The Passage," the first volume of a planned trilogy, doesn't have any interest in pursuing ol' Count Dracula; it's all about stitching
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD set the still-beating scraps of classic horror and science fiction, techno thrillers and apocalyptic terror. Although a clairvoyant nun plays a crucial
Alias DVD boxset, Cronin has stripped away the lurid religious trappings of the vampire myth and gone with a contemporary biomedical
Arrested Development DVD boxset. Imagine Michael Crichton crossbreeding Stephen King's "The Stand" and "Salem's Lot" in that lab at
As Time Goes By DVD boxset, with rich infusions of Robert McCammon's "Swan Song," "Battlestar Galactica" and even Cormac McCarthy's "The Road."
A pastiche? Please -- Cronin is trading derivatives so fast and
Battlestar Galactica DVD boxset he should be regulated by the SEC. But who cares? It's alive!
The story opens a few years in the future, when the war on terror has come
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD boxset with frequent attacks on American shopping malls and subway stations. A secret government project wants to create a new breed of
Alias Seasons 1-5 DVD boxset by reengineering a virus found in some nasty Bolivian bats. The last 12 test
Arrested Development Seasons 1-3 DVD boxset are death row inmates -- murderers and rapists -- just the kind of people you'd want to endow with lightning speed, impenetrable exoskeletons and a
As Time Goes By Seasons 1-9 DVD boxset thirst for human blood.
But relax, what could possibly go wrong? These are government
Battlestar Galactica Seasons 1-4 DVD boxset. They've got, like, double locks on the cages and everything. (I walk home a little faster now past the NIH biohazard lab in Bethesda.) As you might
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons 1-7 DVD boxset, "mistakes were made." Soon the entire country is overrun by indestructible, blood-sucking fiends -- like a presidential
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The second part of the book picks up about 90 years later with an abrupt
Arrested Development DVD in locale and tone. From here on out, we follow the fate of a small community of descendants hanging on in a walled compound
As Time Goes By DVD by antique technology. It's an engrossing if vampiric version of Alan Weisman's "The World Without Us": Nuclear plants melt down and
Battlestar Galactica DVD, vegetation retakes the cities, and the Gulf of Mexico fills with oil from untended wells (like that could ever happen).
Cronin proves himself just as skillful with the dystopic
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD as he is with the techno-thriller that opens "The Passage." This second section sinks deep into the exotic customs of these beleaguered
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Arrested Development DVD set. (If those wind-powered bulbs go out, the "virals" will swoop in.)
Their best fighter is a stoic bombshell named Alicia, who was raised by an old
As Time Goes By DVD set to kill -- and could teach Lara Croft a few things about being hot and deadly. I was initially less impressed with Peter, the earnest young man who gradually becomes the center of this epic. He's about as sexy as a Sears shirt model, but there's
Battlestar Galactica DVD set endearing about his modesty and determination, and eventually I saw the wisdom of placing this good-hearted everyman at the center of all these bizarre crises.
Fortunately, Cronin has a wry sense of humor that runs from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD set to silly. A passing reference to Jenna Bush as governor of Texas may be the scariest thing in these pages. Soldiers watching an old reel of
Alias DVD boxset's "Dracula" in a post-apocalyptic vampire wasteland is a particularly nice touch. And in the final pages of the novel, one of my favorite
Arrested Development DVD boxset "lapsed into a kind of twilight," but not Stephenie Meyer's kind.
Yes, once in a while, Cronin can't resist sucking on a few
As Time Goes By DVD boxset. A traumatized survivor obviously heading toward something terrible says, "I wonder if we are heading toward something terrible." There's a prostitute with a heart of gold, a little child holds the key to humanity's salvation, and some exhilarating
Battlestar Galactica DVD boxset have needless cliffhangers grafted on to the last line, e.g., "Something was about to happen." Duh.
But once vampires start leaping from the treetops, you're not going to
Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD boxset those little flaws. You'll be running too fast. Part of what makes these light-sensitive monsters so terrifying is that Cronin never lets us see them much or for long. For hundreds of pages, we remain like the harried survivors of this ravaged nation, peering into the
Alias Seasons 1-5 DVD boxset for those telltale orange eyes, the last thing we'll see before we experience the new sensation of being ripped from
Arrested Development Seasons 1-3 DVD boxset to neck. It'll be interesting to see if Ridley Scott, having reportedly paid $1.75 million for the movie rights, can exercise such
As Time Goes By Seasons 1-9 DVD boxset. But even if he can't, late in the novel there's a climactic gladiator
Battlestar Galactica Seasons 1-4 DVD boxset with Wild West overtones that will blow the top of your head off.
About halfway through the chewy center of "The Passage," I was whining that
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons 1-7 DVD boxset should have cut out a few hundred pages, but by the end, the only thing I wanted was to get my sweaty hands on the next two
Alias DVD. Till then, I'll be keeping the lights on.
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